
I Can't Believe It's Not Gutter
ELIGIBLE

Team Roster
League:
June - July (Tues Evenings)
Record
0 - 0
Team Setup:
Full
Creator:
(No creator)
Day/Time:
Tuesday Evenings
Rank:
8th
Team Members:
10
Description:
Name
Nickname
Role
Status
Action
Nari M
Captain

ACTIVE
Captain

ACTIVE
Jerry
Captain

ACTIVE
Captain

ACTIVE
Captain

ACTIVE
Captain

ACTIVE
Captain

ACTIVE
Captain

ACTIVE
Captain

ACTIVE
Captain

ACTIVE

Team Stats
Standings
Rank
Last Week Rank
Games Played
Wins
Losses
Ties
Avg score
High score
Recent Score
8th
11th
6
2
4
0
261.5
536
0
Awards

This bowler's team gained entry into the 3rd most exclusive team club, the 500 Club, by having their top four bowlers roll a score over 500 - a solid achievement for any squad!
Achieved

This bowler's team was admitted to the 2nd most exclusive team club, the 600 Club, by having their top 4 bowlers dominate and throw for over 600 points combined, something very few teams are able to do.
Not Achieved

This bowler's team joined the legendary ranks of the most exclusive team club, the 700 club. They destroyed the lanes with an insane score with just their top 4 bowlers, forever etching their memory in bowling lore.
Not Achieved

This bowler's team was awarded the 1st Place Team Award for dominating and helping their team to win the entire Better Off Bowling Season!
Not Achieved

This bowler's team was awarded the 2nd Place Team Award for rolling incredibly well and helping their team finish with 2nd place in the season!
Not Achieved

This bowler's team was awarded the 3rd Place Team Award for bowling all the way to nab a 3rd place team finish for the season!
Not Achieved

This bowler's team was awarded the Honey Badger Award for being badass.
Not Achieved

This bowler's team was awarded the Jesus Award for Best Dressed because their uniforms rocked so hard that they were deemed worthy of The Jesus himself, and nobody ever Effs with the Jesus.
Not Achieved

Member Stats
Name
League Rank
Last Week Rank
Avg Score
Last Week Score
High Score
Season Awards
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69.3
72
80
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92.5
62
114

This bowler gained entry into the 100 Club for hitting 100+ points in a single game and beginning their journey towards bowling glory!
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0
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0
-
-
82.0
90
90
-
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118.2
118
140

This bowler gained entry into the 100 Club for hitting 100+ points in a single game and beginning their journey towards bowling glory!
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60.8
59
75
-
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79.4
87
90
-
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160.8
146
198

Score was in the top 10 for the week.

This bowler solidified their legacy in Better Off Bowling by hitting a 150+ score in a single game, something few in Better Off Bowling are able to achieve!

Score was in the top 10 for the week.
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108.6
83
157

Score was in the top 10 for the week.

This bowler solidified their legacy in Better Off Bowling by hitting a 150+ score in a single game, something few in Better Off Bowling are able to achieve!
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129.8
99
158

Score was in the top 10 for the week.

This bowler solidified their legacy in Better Off Bowling by hitting a 150+ score in a single game, something few in Better Off Bowling are able to achieve!
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Leave a Comment

James Messrie
Hey team. On Friday, I was in a crazy car accident and broke my right wrist :( So I won't make it this week but I may attempt to give it a go using my left hand. Should be interesting...


Colin Owen
I was sold on the team name. This is gonna be good!


Allison Nash
This is going to be a blast, I can not wait to meet everyone!


Bertrand Chiu
I hope the team had a good first game! So sorry I had to miss, my boss' boss came in town last-minute and wanted to do dinner. I will make sure to make the next ones and bring my T-shirt money as well.


Colin Owen
So guess what team? WE WON OUR FIRST MATCH.
Top four scores submitted were as follows
Allison - 166
Colin - 157
Jesse - 107
Jeremiah - 106


Bertrand Chiu
Are they provided or do we have to bring our own bowls? chopsticks?


Bertrand Chiu
Roll On Sushi Diner on Burnet @ 7pm anyone welcome for dinner.
http://goo.gl/maps/NzJ5U


Allison Nash
I'll be there!


Lainey Higgins
I am going to come tonight but I will be late so please start bowling without me. I am supposed to be off work at 845 but the weather may make me need to stay longer. Will shoot out a text as I know more info... dawn El Nino vortex!


Diana S
Sounds like it's going be a lot of fun! Anyone up for a pre-first-game happy hour somewhere?


Allison Nash
Diana, I would attend a Happy Hour before going to the Alley


Ann D
I'm in!


Bertrand Chiu
A pre-first-game happy hour sounds like happy idea. I am game!


Diana S
Wtf guys, where is everyone? Colin Jeremiah and I are holdin down the fort but we need one more to make our scores count! Come on down!


Nari M
Hey if everyone wants to use messaging on here to send me their email addresses, that way we can stay in touch after this site and team page goes away (for more bowling, or whatever...)


Diana S
sounds great! mine is schneidiana@gmail.com or find me on facebook (diana9977)


Colin Owen
Sorry guys but I'm gonna have to miss the game tonight. Got some work stuffs to take care of. Catch yall next week.


Lani Dame
Great job team! Glad we have those heavy hitters. And next week we get cool shirts!
James - Sorry to hear about your wrist. Come to the next game and I'm sure you can figure out a way to dull bowl.


Diana S
Awesome! i will find out a place for us to meet between now and then and let y'all know. can't wait!


Lainey Higgins
any updates on a pre-first-game happy hour? I thought next Tuesday evening might be good.. also should we like all wear black shirts or something? #teamunity


Allison Nash
Tuesday June 3rd works for me. I work till 5:30 in Round Rock so I couldnt get "anywhere" till after 6. We could do something like Cover 3, I usually find that any place on or around Burnet is an ideal location for those coming from the South and/or North.


Colin Owen
That area would be fine by me...maybe around seven? I'll be coming from south of the river and it would be nice to let traffic die down a little.


Bertrand Chiu
I second on Cover3 and time.


Allison Nash
Do we want to make this simple and just say cover 3 or should we throw out a few other options... there is the flying saucer, draught house, sherlocks, waterloo ice house adn etc. We should def plan for everyone to meet between 6:30-7:00pm.


Allison Nash
Sounds ideal, Cover 3 at around 6:30-7:00 pm it is then! I look forward to meeting everyone on Tuesay May 3!


Diana S
That sounds perfect! Looking forward to it!


Colin Owen
Did anyone remember to get the scores from Tuesday's game?


Nari M
yeah I entered the scores already did I do it wrong?


Colin Owen
Guess they just hadn't posted yet.


Bertrand Chiu
Scores are up now. Spare Me had a hellufa 2nd game score-wise, but we had more fun. So even.


Colin Owen
My cell # is 404-376-2939. Someone hit me up tomorrow when you get to the place so we can do the thing.


Lainey Higgins
By the way,are we having a 4th of July party or what?


Lainey Higgins
So name patches are complete! Nari what is your number? Can I haave it?


Bertrand Chiu
Roll On Sushi Diner on Burnet @ 6:30 anyone welcome for dinner.
http://goo.gl/maps/NzJ5U


Nari M
Tshirt care instructions: Wash cold. No bleach. Dry on lowest setting or air dry.


Colin Owen
Won game #2!
Top scores submitted:
Allison - 133
Jeremiah - 133
Bert - 129
Jesse - 114


Colin Owen
Also, bad news about the 4th. I scoped out the pool last night when I got home and apparently it's been closed for for the last two months? Shows how often I go over there. So yeah, anyone got ideas for a back up plan?


Jesse Toenges
I will be there about 6:30. #512-567-9919.


Diana S
Cool, mine is 210-827-5531, and i'm wearing a red dress with denim jacket - if that helps to find us. See y'all this evening.


Lainey Higgins
I'm sure there is a meet up we could crash for the 4th.. we will figure it out


Allison Nash
I might as well distribute my number as well, it is 570-730-0162. I plan on securing a table around 6:30 by the bar. It is typically first come first sit/serve, so I will do my best about getting two tables placed together to sit 8. I am not really sure how many people are coming since we didnt get a proper head count ( looks like 4-5 of us have commented about interest in this event in the last week or so).
I look forward to seeing you all there. Diana if you get there before me send me a text. I will be in a white shirt and blue jeans.


Lainey Higgins
407-375-3718 I will be there!!


Allison Nash
The leagues are over for the season- next week at 8 will be perfect!


Nari M
Ok so we're meeting at DART BOWL at 8pm on Tuesday June 10 for a warmup, have I got that right??


Allison Nash
Yes, that would be correct. I am notoriously early so I'll probably be there by 7:45


Nari M
Guys, I posted the team pic to facebook, feel free to download or tag yourself in the post: https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=10101152629902233&id=212647¬if_t=like
As for the 4th of the july, my tentative plans were to go to the Pflugerville Pfirework Pfestival if anyone is interested in going as a group. If you get there early you can stake out a place right next to the water to setup chairs and coolers. http://www.pflugervilletx.gov/index.aspx?nid=1141


Lainey Higgins
Good huddle yesterday, team!


Bertrand Chiu
My score went from 158 to 133 to 99.
Great, joining a league is helping my game... how? Lol


Nari M
Hi guys, don't forget warmup tomorrow at DART bowl at 8pm, and also, here's a book you might be interested in?? "The Game Changer: A Simple System for Improving Your Bowling Scores" https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/14448954-the-game-changer


Bertrand Chiu
Yay for warmup! But book?? I didn't sign up for no book club... or math club... :-P


Bertrand Chiu
I will shoot to be there early as well (7:30) if anyone wants to join me. I can't stay out too late tonight. #grownupcurfew


Colin Owen
I'll probably just drive up from work, so I'll be early too.


Bertrand Chiu
How about Thai this week:
Titaya's on Lamar @7pm
http://goo.gl/maps/v9fVg


Diana S
whoooo made it on the board!


Lainey Higgins
I will get Em next season lol


Lainey Higgins
Had a great time last night :-) this season is gonna be... wait for it....
EPIC!


Diana S
Hey Guys! So found that we are responsible for our own tshirts. Is this something we want to do? Colin mentioned that he knows a guy who could make them for a reasonable price.
If yes, we have to decide what we want on them. And what color! Do we want numbers (we could probably iron these on ourselves) or some sort of cool graphic, or perhaps go the humorous (and true) route of colin's link "it's something"?
Otherwise we can just plan to wear a similar colored shirt? or i guess we won't get each other confused with another team, haha. Any interest?


Colin Owen
Scores for the final game:
Jeremiah - 118
Bertttt - 99
Colin - 83
Diana - 72


Colin Owen
Oh, this is what I was talking about yesterday re: our shirts.
http://imageslash.org/ImageGen.ashx?width=600&compression=80&image=/images/something.jpg


Lainey Higgins
Nice... i love it. lol


Lainey Higgins
I vote yellow with I can't believe it's not gutter theme... and Colins logo thing on the front small in the upper corner


Colin Owen
CustomInk.com is the site my buddy used for his soccer team shirts. There's no minimum # of shirts and the price should be somewhere in the $12-15 range. It's as simple as picking a color, uploading an image to their site and placing an order. We can make our own design or pick from the random crap generator that the site includes.
Discuss.


Nari M
This is what I spent the last half hour doing instead of working:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxNeONXIMM4makNDVzNoWk9YXzg/edit?usp=sharing


Diana S
Nari That's Amazing! I'm all for it. I'm not sure it will stand out on a yellow shirt, though? thoughts? I'm sort of leaning towards a white or black shirt (if they can even print on black..?) Should this design be on the front or back of the shirts? looks great!


Lani Dame
Love the logo Nari! I vote for black shirts. I do like the idea of having this logo and the back and then a small logo on the front.


Colin Owen
I’m not sure how this company handles multiple colors...sometimes that can get pricey if you use more than one or two colors, as they have to apply each color separately.


Diana S
What if we just did white on black…or we could make the "i can't believe its not gutter" yellow and then keep the red swash? Orr we can go back to yellow shirts with this in black? Yeah agree that we don't want it to get pricey. thoughts?


Nari M
I emailed them for a quote


Lainey Higgins
Amazeballs!! Nari, you should upload your pic as our team pphoto on this page... love it! And black shirts would be way better than yellow. ..good call :-)


Jesse Toenges
Sorry, I have to show houses tonight. Won't be able to make it.


Nari M
quote: Quote for "cbingutter"
4 Color Front | 0 Color Back
Gildan 100% Cotton T-shirt -- Black
10 S-XL
10 @ $19.88 each
***Texas: Add 8.25% sales tax.


Colin Owen
Nari, is that your foot in your picture?


Lainey Higgins
I will do it if everybody else does


Nari M
Yeah if I can get some agreement on the price ($19.88) I will order the shirts. I checked cafepress.com and there stuff is a lot more expensive. Colin do you really believe my foot is that white?? LOL


James Messrie
I'm down for the shirt.


Diana S
I'm down too! I would like a Large, please. Let me know if you need help with anything! Also, I'm going to Krause Springs next saturday with another meetup if anyone is interested. It's a beautiful place! 210-827-5531.


James Messrie
I guess I need a Medium.


Nari M
Ok you guys, what I need is for you to look at the size chart and let me know if you want UNISEX or LADIES tshirt, and what size. Obviously the LADIES run smaller than the UNISEX.
The UNISEX size chart is here: http://www.customink.com/styles/gildan-100-cotton-t-shirt/04100#image-link
and the LADIES size chart is here: http://www.customink.com/styles/gildan-ladies-100-cotton-t-shirt-/193600#image-link
(Click View Sizing Line Up on the left)


James Messrie
Hmm then maybe Unisex Large would be better for me.


Lani Dame
Nari - A ladies XL for me. I love the logo!
Diana - I've been wanting to go to Krause Springs so I'm game to join you. I'll send you a text.


Allison Nash
Sorry I have been MIA, I will take a ladies medium


Colin Owen
Guys medium please and thank you


Lainey Higgins
I will take a l arge as well please
Thank you for doing all of this for us! You rock!


Diana S
Ladies xl for me please! Thanks Nari!


Lainey Higgins
Ohh is it a lady size? Make mine xl if so. Let is fine for guys shirts... gotta have room for the girls! LOL


Bertrand Chiu
Yay! Thanks, unisex S please.


Allison Nash
I won't be at bowling tonight either... Sorry guys!


Diana S
Hey Y'all! So the 4th of July plan is to go to Pflugerville Pfirework Pfestival if anyone is interested. Lainey, Lani and I are planning to meet up at Lani's house around 12 to go grocery shopping for the excursion, then carpool to Pflugerville Highschool where the buses take us to the lake. The fest starts at 3, goes til 11. Fireworks, water, food, music, maybe some beers. Let us know if you'd like to meet us at 12, or if u want to meet up later. Text myself (210-827-5531) or Lani (801-592-7179) for the meeting address, etc. it's going to be PFUNNN!


Nari M
If I don't hear from Jesse and Jeremiah about tshirt size by EOD tomorrow I'm just gonna order them a unisex large. I want to get the order in so we will get the shirts in plenty of time.


Nari M
Hey guys, I ordered the shirts on royal blue instead of black because they knocked a few dollars off the price for that. Total comes to $18.55 per shirt. They will be delivered in 2 weeks so we'll have them to distribute at our second game. I will list the sizes I requested, if you have any changes to make to your size please let me know.
1. Bert - unisex S
2. Lainey - womens’ xl
3. Diana - womens’ xl
4. colin - unisex medium
5. allison - ladies medium
6. lani - ladies xl
7. james - unisex large
8. nari - ladies large
9. jeremiah - Unisex xl
10. jesse - unisex L


Lainey Higgins
Nari rocks! Thank you so much for doing that. I think we should all give her an even 20 bucks since she went to so much trouble!


Lainey Higgins
hahaha so i know we have shirts already but these cracked me up... just for shits and giggs
https://www.etsy.com/listing/160319033/my-drinking-team-has-a-bowling-problem?ref=sr_gallery_14&ga_search_query=bowling+team+shirts&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery
https://www.etsy.com/listing/166498649/my-balls-weigh-14-pounds-lbs-bowling?ref=sr_gallery_4&ga_search_query=bowling+team+shirts&ga_page=3&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery
https://www.etsy.com/listing/154285926/funny-bowling-t-shirt-grab-your-balls?ref=sr_gallery_6&ga_search_query=bowling+team+shirts&ga_page=2&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery
I heart etsy lol


Colin Owen
Top scores for the week:
Jeremiah - 140
Bert - 133
Colin - 97
Lani - 87


Nari M
Is there any interest in getting together every once in awhile for a friendly bowling game after the league ends? I've really enjoyed meeting you guys and I don't want to part ways forever! Also I need an excuse to bowl more.


Diana S
It's called the goodnight: http://thegoodnightaustin.com. They have karaoke too…just sayin'! I am in agreement with the hanging out after the league ends. Let's make it happen!


Colin Owen
Karaoke, better drinks, ping pong and best of all...not a Tuesday night. I'm sold.


Bertrand Chiu
The Goodnight is awesome. And they have ping pong... table tennis. Drinks are way better...


Allison Nash
I am already going tubing that day- I bought tickets for this!
http://rocktheriverfest.virb.com
You all can join me!


Colin Owen
Another exciting match for I Can't Believe it's Not Gutter. Top scores for the week are:
Allison - 198
Jeremiah - 118
Colin - 118
Lani - 90
Can they do it again? Be sure to tune in next week!


Colin Owen
We were talking about that Tuesday and I think the general consensus was a yes. What's the place yall kept mentioning? Was it the Highball?


Nari M
Last night we talked about maybe getting a river tubing trip together, and I looked at my calendar and the only weekend in August I can do it is Saturday the 9th or Sunday the 10th. Is there any interest in this or what's everyone's availability??


Diana S
Tubing sounds fun! Either of those days work for me.


Diana S
Heyy guys. So the party I was telling you about this Saturday starts at 9-10pm grilling, then band number 1 starts at 10:45 (there will be DJ before that), and there are 2 other bands throughout the night. It will probably go pretty late but feel free to stay for as much or as little as you'd like. The address is 3702 tower view court (airport and manor). It's pretty much byob and we'll have some hotdogs/veggies etc. Anyone interested? Add me on FB: Diana9977, and i can send you the invite "officially" haha. lemme know if you have questions/want to come!


Colin Owen
Diana, I'll come check it out. Sounds like fun. Couldn't find you on FB, so look for me (colin woodford owen). That goes for any of the rest of yall too, by the way.


Nari M
Hmm, that rock the river fest looks like something I'd be interested in going to. I wonder if some people who don't want to go to the concert part can just go to the tubing part? I'd be down for both but I don't know what everybody's budget is.


Allison Nash
I'm in love with green river ordinance... Been following them around since at least 2000. They are a Fort Worth Texas band and always do a ton local shows.


Nari M
I contacted the rock the river fest and they said any number of friends can come along for the tubing portion for just the cost of a tube!


Diana S
cool! I'm down at least for tubing!


Allison Nash
Yeah, this will be fun!


Allison Nash
I have to work again tonight so I won't make it! Good luck!


Lainey Higgins
We need to all get together again sometime soon! Any ideas?


Lainey Higgins
yay! this looks so fun!!


Nari M
I won't be there Tuesday due to travel but I will be there next Tuesday with the tshirts!


Lainey Higgins
You're in luck.. not with that subject, just in general :)


Diana S
Hey is anyone interested in bowling next season? Not sure when it would start, but wanted to see if there was any interest? Or we could see if kickball/something else is more up our alley? Whatdy'a think?


Bertrand Chiu
The night schedule is the hardest part, but I would consider if I could make it work.
Definitely want to stay in touch and do other things as well. We still need to hit the Goodnight at some point before Summer is over!


Lainey Higgins
I'm down... I mean we already have the shirts lol


Lainey Higgins
Challenge accepted! Who is goin with me??
http://www.buzzfeed.com/summeranne/do-or-die-austin-texas?s=mobile


Diana S
Sounds fun Lainey! i'll take one of each!


Nari M
Pretty much all of us have been communicating on facebook, if you're not friends with any of us yet and you want to stay in touch add me here https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=212647


Nari M
How about Tuesday, August 19th for bowling at the Good Night?


Colin Owen
Can we maybe do Good Night on a Friday or Saturday?


Nari M
OK, is there any interest in doing the goodnight this Saturday (16th)?
BTW, I'm probably interested in signing up for the league again as well whenever that is...


Diana S
I'd be down for this Saturday.


Allison Nash
I'll be in Maine so I won't make it! Have fun!


Bertrand Chiu
BTW, bowling is FREE before 4pm. I would totally be ready to start the party early afternoon.
Also I'll probably try to do a brunch somewhere fun/nice. Anyone welcomed; ideas to follow when I have them.


Lainey Higgins
Tell me something...Colin we can help you study... #studybuddies


Lainey Higgins
Sundays are bad for me. 16 hour workdays.
I was picking up an Ideal brunch time is around 11:30ish, Bert said free bowling was until 4.. then so we could get the olé bowling arm warmed up and people could join as soon as possible? I'm just ball parking this...thoughts?


Nari M
Well on Saturday I can't make it out until 6pm, hope that's ok


Lainey Higgins
The earlier the better cause I work at 5am Sunday lol. I do love me some brunch... anybody know of a good restaurant nearby? Bottomless mimosas preferred ;)


Colin Owen
Unless anyone here is an expert in site grading, drainage and construction documentation, probably not. But Lainey I appreciate the offer. :P


Diana S
If we go after 6pm it is $30/hour, minimum 2 hours. My vote is go early or change it to Sunday when bowling is free all day…thoughts?


Diana S
Oh sorry for all the messages, maybe there is no minimum of 2 hours. my bad


Colin Owen
I am okay with all of the above (below?) options, including Sunday.


Diana S
Sounds like a plan! I'll be there


Colin Owen
Saturday anytime is fine by me. Probably can't stay very long (lots of studying to do) but it'd be good to see yall for a minute.


Lainey Higgins
Also my birthday is September 23rd. .. could we get the gang back together for a Lil Tuesday night reunion next month? Something early... I'm turning 33 not 23 ;) 6pm-sh??


Diana S
So are we going to do early bowling after a brunch or late after 6 pm? We need a vote!


Bertrand Chiu
(ballparking translated)
Saturday: 8/16
Brunch: 12pm (I'll probably get there 11:45-ish, ask for a table)
The Frisco Shop (or The Frisco Diner)
6801 Burnet Rd, Austin, TX 78757
http://thefriscoaustin.com/
wide, generic selection; breakfast all-day
Bowling: 2pm
The Goodnight
2700 W Anderson Ln #101, Austin, TX 78757
(I will try to put in a reservation for a lane)


Bertrand Chiu
And, Colin, bring your books. The Goodnight is a perfect place for studying, like all university quads. That's why there is a ping pong table.


Bertrand Chiu
I invited others (no promise any would join); I don't suppose anyone would mind - feel free to bring your own friends, figure more the merrier.


Lani Dame
Phew, it's been a long week and so catching up on the conversation. I'll be there tomorrow for brunch and bowling.
Lainey- we're almost twinners as my birthday is September 27! Definitely open to a get together around then.


Bertrand Chiu
Got here way early. Been relaxing under a tree for a bit. Laziest Saturday ever.


Lainey Higgins
I feel an outing to mrs. P's electric cock is in order... Wednesday night, anybody?


Nari M
I could do it tuesday night


Lainey Higgins
I’m attending a Meetup with Austin Escapades- 20's and 30's Social Group http://meetu.ps/2tQJWn anybody else interested?


Bertrand Chiu
Neat, will look into it. BTW, Peggy, the organizer, is a cool gal.


Colin Owen
Just watched this episode. Seems vaguely familiar...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgFjJqg3GWI


Lainey Higgins
Hahaha so the granny roll + my slow roll = strike magic lol


Lainey Higgins
Anybody interested in going to the oddball comedy tour on Sept 21?
